Teacher: Translate it into English:
Teacher: Translate it into English: “Tumhe laat maarke beizzat karke bahar nikal diya aur badme wapas bulalaya gaya” Student: You have been “GANGULIFIED”!!!
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Wat s d biggest pressure building up 4 pak captain wen pak need 1 run 2 win in 5 ovrs, 10 wkts in hand.. Ya allah how 2 spk english in presentation ceremony!
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Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English? A. An all rounder.
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Q. Why don’t English fielders need pre tour travel injections? A. Because they never catch anything.
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When i Die , bury me deep Ten feet down fast as leep Place my Maths book on my head Tell my teacher that i am dead place my geography book on my chest Tell my teacher how i am at rest Place my physics...
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Question SMS Agr sms master ho to Dimagh lagao aur jawab do Ek english ka aisa lafz hai jo shoro ‘O’ se hota hai magar us ki awaz ‘V’ se nikalti hai, Ye puri angrezi zuban mein ek hi lafz hai Hint: Ye...
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School College SMS Jin Student sy Kia Hukam hy mere aqa Student mere lye English mei 95% number ka intezam kro Jin Aqa Hukam kro Bakwas te na kro Meri te apni english vich supply I c.
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Question sms Khushk sali zaida khaternak hy ya sirf sali? shohar ki zindagi pehly khatam hoti hy ya BV ki fermaishein Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa kehty hain to saas ki dua ko kaya kahain gy girl friend...
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Purpose of Site The purpose of site is to have the best database of sms (text messages), so that any one can write and send text message to other such as friends, colleagues, family member, relatives...
View ArticleA sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills
Funny sms English A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell ‘before.’ He stands up and says, “Before, B-E-P-H-O-R.”The teacher says, “No, that’s wrong....
View ArticleFriend: How was your English paper?
Pathan sms Friend: How was your English paper? Pathan: It was ok but I forgot the 2nd form of “Think”. I thought n thought n thought n finally wrote “Thunk”… Funny sms
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1 Pathan English Sekhny goray k pas gya!
Pathan sms 1 Pathan English Sekhny goray k pas gya! 2 Months k bad Wapis aaya to Usy goray ki Call aayi. Pathan: Who is Speaking? Gora:Khocha Hum Bolti hai jakson..
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Good Night sms oO Ghareebo…… Bus me latak k aane walo Light k baghair rehne walo Dehshat gardi bardasht karne walo Hr cheez pe Extra tax dene walo 12 ka petrol 105 me kharidne walo Selab ka imdadi...
View ArticleAn idea can change your WIFE (LIFE)
Funny sms English Millions copies of a New book sold in just 2 days due to typing error in Title i.e. An idea can change your WIFE (LIFE) Incoming search terms:an idea that can change your wife
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Uff Ye angrez ;) Ye “Alif-Bay-Pay” k0
Jokes sms Uff Ye angrez . Ye “Alif-Bay-Pay” k0 . “A t0 Z” kehte hain, . . Hum ink0 Pagal aur ye humein Mad kehte hain, . . Jeeti jaagti Ammi k0 Mummy Aur Zinda Baap k0 Dad kehte hain, . . Kitne pagal...
View ArticleConfused Nation: Want to study in U.K
Public sms Confused Nation: Want to study in U.K Want to work in USA or UAE Want to live in Canada. Want to die in Makkah Want 2 b burried in Madina Want 2 speak in English Want 2 Eat Chinese rice,...
View ArticlePeople disobey Parents many times But Parents r so kind
Funny sms English People disobey Parents many times But Parents r so kind . . They don’t punish them every time They just give them. . . a . “WIFE”
View ArticleI say: Everyone is not my friend BuT My friends are not like everyone
Funny sms English I say: Everyone is not my friend BuT My friends are not like everyone Sari achi baatein Shakespear he nahi karta kabhi meri bhi sun liya kro-
View ArticleAn archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have
Funny sms English An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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Once an Electron asked a Proton
Funny sms English Once an Electron asked a Proton: “Which one of us is male & which is female?” Proton: “Yaar waise tou mjhe pata nahi, magar aik baat hay, Tu mere irrd gird bohat ghumta hai!”
View ArticleRiddle of the day Only genius can answer this..
Questions sms Riddle of the day Only genius can answer this.. The word starts with ‘O’ but has the starting pronunciation of ‘V’? IT IS THE SINGLE SUCH WORD IN THE ENTIRE ENGLISH DICTIONARY & IS...
View ArticleSilence is the Best Answer For All Questions!
Funny sms English Silence is the Best Answer For All Questions! Smile is the Best Reaction In All Situations! Unfortunately Both Never Help In Nikah , Interview n Exams.:-p
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English Log Apne Friend Ko Hospital Me Phool De Kar Kehte Hain
Doctors sms English Log Apne Friend Ko Hospital Me Phool De Kar Kehte Hain: . “Get Well Soon!” . Or Pakistani Dost Kehte Hain: . . Oye Nurse Bari Sohni Aey, . . Holi, Holi Theek Hovin.. . . Asi Kal...
View ArticleWife hints to husband for a new Car!
Husband Wife sms Wife hints to husband for a new Car! “Dear! buy me something that goes from 0 to 90 in 2 seconds when i am on it.” Husband gifted her A “weight Machine” :-D:-D
View ArticleMachli Ko English main kehte hain
Happy New year sms Machli Ko English main kehte hain “FISH” Hum Apko Bohut karte hain “MISS” Hum se Pehle Koi kar na De ap ko “WISH” Is liye hm ap ko 12 din Pehle kar rahe hain “WISH” *Happy new year*...
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Public sms Ghr ki bani desi Ghee ki mithai 0r Prathay Ly kr Gaaon se Maa Baap university me apny bety se milny us k hostel ja phonchy. Unhe seedhy sadhy kapron me dekh kr 1 Lrki ne un k bety se pucha:...
View ArticleStudent: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?
Students Teacher sms Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi? Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hoja Warna 5,7 dhar dunga 6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir ajynge! studnt:sir g...
View ArticlePathan English k exam me Fail hogaya. Translations ki waja se:
Pathan Funny sms Pathan English k exam me Fail hogaya. Translations ki waja se: 1) Wo meri nawasi hai? (She is my eighty nine) 2) Me ek Aam Admi hun? (I am a Mango man) 3) Mujhe English Aati hai?...
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Punjabi fuuny doubing… Incoming search terms:funy jokesjumma mubarak dua hindiislamic poitri sharo shairi downlodUrdu mazya Kalam shotubidy kids school tabloos videostubidy hazrat ali k kolTubidy...
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