People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry
English Poetry sms People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry, Some give up, some will try, Some say hi, while some say bye, Others may forget, but never will I.. Good morning!
View ArticleTeacher: Translate it into English:
Teacher: Translate it into English: “Tumhe laat maarke beizzat karke bahar nikal diya aur badme wapas bulalaya gaya” Student: You have been “GANGULIFIED”!!!
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Wat s d biggest pressure building up 4 pak captain wen pak need 1 run 2 win in 5 ovrs, 10 wkts in hand.. Ya allah how 2 spk english in presentation ceremony!
View ArticleQ. What is the height
Q. What is the height of optimism? A. An English batsman putting on sunscreen.
View ArticleQ. What would Glenn McGrath
Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English? A. An all rounder.
View ArticleQ. Why don’t English fielders
Q. Why don’t English fielders need pre tour travel injections? A. Because they never catch anything.
View ArticleWhen i Die , bury
When i Die , bury me deep Ten feet down fast as leep Place my Maths book on my head Tell my teacher that i am dead place my geography book on my chest Tell my teacher how i am at rest Place my physics...
View ArticleAgr sms master ho to Dimagh lagao aur jawab do
Question SMS Agr sms master ho to Dimagh lagao aur jawab do Ek english ka aisa lafz hai jo shoro ‘O’ se hota hai magar us ki awaz ‘V’ se nikalti hai, Ye puri angrezi zuban mein ek hi lafz hai Hint: Ye...
View ArticleJin Student sy Kia Hukam hy mere aqa
School College SMS Jin Student sy Kia Hukam hy mere aqa Student mere lye English mei 95% number ka intezam kro Jin Aqa Hukam kro Bakwas te na kro Meri te apni english vich supply I c.
View ArticleKhushk sali zaida khaternak hy ya sirf sali?
Question sms Khushk sali zaida khaternak hy ya sirf sali? shohar ki zindagi pehly khatam hoti hy ya BV ki fermaishein Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa kehty hain to saas ki dua ko kaya kahain gy girl friend...
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Purpose of Site The purpose of site is to have the best database of sms (text messages), so that any one can write and send text message to other such as friends, colleagues, family member, relatives...
View ArticleA sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills
Funny sms English A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell ‘before.’ He stands up and says, “Before, B-E-P-H-O-R.”The teacher says, “No, that’s wrong....
View ArticleFriend: How was your English paper?
Pathan sms Friend: How was your English paper? Pathan: It was ok but I forgot the 2nd form of “Think”. I thought n thought n thought n finally wrote “Thunk”… Funny sms
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1 Pathan English Sekhny goray k pas gya!
Pathan sms 1 Pathan English Sekhny goray k pas gya! 2 Months k bad Wapis aaya to Usy goray ki Call aayi. Pathan: Who is Speaking? Gora:Khocha Hum Bolti hai jakson..
View ArticleoO Ghareebo…… Bus me latak k aane walo
Good Night sms oO Ghareebo…… Bus me latak k aane walo Light k baghair rehne walo Dehshat gardi bardasht karne walo Hr cheez pe Extra tax dene walo 12 ka petrol 105 me kharidne walo Selab ka imdadi...
View ArticleAn idea can change your WIFE (LIFE)
Funny sms English Millions copies of a New book sold in just 2 days due to typing error in Title i.e. An idea can change your WIFE (LIFE) Incoming search terms:an idea that can change your wife
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Uff Ye angrez ;) Ye “Alif-Bay-Pay” k0
Jokes sms Uff Ye angrez . Ye “Alif-Bay-Pay” k0 . “A t0 Z” kehte hain, . . Hum ink0 Pagal aur ye humein Mad kehte hain, . . Jeeti jaagti Ammi k0 Mummy Aur Zinda Baap k0 Dad kehte hain, . . Kitne pagal...
View ArticleConfused Nation: Want to study in U.K
Public sms Confused Nation: Want to study in U.K Want to work in USA or UAE Want to live in Canada. Want to die in Makkah Want 2 b burried in Madina Want 2 speak in English Want 2 Eat Chinese rice,...
View ArticlePeople disobey Parents many times But Parents r so kind
Funny sms English People disobey Parents many times But Parents r so kind . . They don’t punish them every time They just give them. . . a . “WIFE”
View ArticleI say: Everyone is not my friend BuT My friends are not like everyone
Funny sms English I say: Everyone is not my friend BuT My friends are not like everyone Sari achi baatein Shakespear he nahi karta kabhi meri bhi sun liya kro-
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